sometimes I like to swoon over Anthony Bourdain.

 

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Anthony Bourdain inspired “Cook free or Die” tat. Meat on a fork from Sainte Fumee wine label. 

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Anthony Bourdain inspired “Cook free or Die” tat. Meat on a fork from Sainte Fumee wine label. 

I want to do things to him that would make porn stars blush!

Just found the subject of my lust last year.  I love this man! I’m not a crazy…I’m a bored ‘burb housewife who just found the show last year. I now have sex dreams about Tony, and then I saw the pic of him posing with the bone covering his bone! Help me Jesus! I want to turn this man into a popcicle and lick every inch of him! My fantasies always end with me being bent over taking all of his “ham bone” and begging for more!  Please Tony, give me your big bone!